The Road to Recovery
Below is a list of every post I wrote during my 90-day recovery from double jaw surgery.
- T-Minus 1 Day (March 21, 2010)
- Day 0: Surgery (March 22, 2010)
- Day 1: The Worst Day (March 23, 2010)
- Day 2: The Worst Day (Part II) (March 24, 2010)
- Day 3: The Peak of the Swelling (March 25, 2010)
- Day 4: It’s Getting Tingly (March 26, 2010)
- Day 5: Quasimodo (March 27, 2010)
- Day 6: Chucky the Freaky Circus Clown (March 28, 2010)
- Day 7: The Miracle of Codeine (March 29, 2010)
- Day 8: The $50,000 Plastic Surgery (March 30, 2010)
- Day 9: The Purpose of the Splint (March 31, 2010)
- Day 10: Just Add Peanut Butter (April 1, 2010)
- Day 11: References to Adult Humor (April 2, 2010)
- Day 12: Prune Juice (April 3, 2010)
- Day 13: Shaving A Numb Face (April 4, 2010)
- Day 14: Kermit the Frog (April 5, 2010)
- Day 15: No, I Do Not Require Assistance While Bathing (April 6, 2010)
- Day 16: I’m Aware I Look Like A Duck. Must You Remind Me? (April 7, 2010)
- Day 17: Morph Into A Canine. Check. (April 8, 2010)
- Day 18: Free Donut Friday (April 9, 2010)
- Day 19: Happily Depressed (April 10, 2010)
- Day 20: The Liver and Onion Smoothie (April 11, 2010)
- Day 21: Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (April 12, 2010)
- Day 22: I’ve Finally Cracked (April 13, 2010)
- Day 23: 6 Reasons I Got Jaw Surgery (April 14, 2010)
- Day 24: Skinny Jeans and Airkicks (April 15, 2010)
- Day 25: The Fortress of Ensure (April 16, 2010)
- Day 26: Rubber Chickens and Shaving (April 17, 2010)
- Day 27: The Flawed Feeling of Being Full (April 18, 2010)
- Day 28: The Best Buy Movie Date (April 19, 2010)
- Day 29: Backstreet Boys (April 20, 2010)
- Day 30: The Weekly Soup Rations (April 21, 2010)
- Day 31: No Pain, All Gain (April 22, 2010)
- Day 32: Don’t Break the Law (April 23, 2010)
- Day 33: Free Checkups In Walmart (April 24, 2010)
- Day 34: Fully Loaded Man (April 25, 2010)
- Day 35: Aunt Jemima and Old Beans (April 26, 2010)
- Day 36: Spider Legs and Impure Thoughts (April 27, 2010)
- Day 37: Cheeks Like A Rock Golem (April 28, 2010)
- Day 38: Graduation Day Is May 10th! (April 29, 2010)
- Day 39: Money, Feeling and Fatherhood (April 30, 2010)
- Day 40: Midlife Crisis (May 1, 2010)
- Day 42: The Soup Making Party (May 3, 2010)
- Day 44: Juggling Is Forbidden (May 5, 2010)
- Day 46: Splint Metamorphosis (May 7, 2010)
- Day 48: “You Don’t Look Like You’re Dying Anymore!” (May 9, 2010)
- Day 50: Liberation Day, Sort Of (May 11, 2010)
- Day 52: Catch-22 (May 13, 2010)
- Day 54: Restaurants Are Cheaper When You Don’t Eat (May 15, 2010)
- Day 56: Life Is Getting Better (May 17, 2010)
- Day 58: The Repressed Memories of a Young Pirate (May 19, 2010)
- Day 60: Phantom Drooling (May 21, 2010)
- Day 62: Multitasking Fail (May 23, 2010)
- Day 64: It’s Time To Start Chewing Again (May 25, 2010)
- Day 66: The Fortress of Ensure Strikes Back! (May 27, 2010)
- Day 68: Jaw Surgery X-Rays (May 29, 2010)
- Day 70: Polished Balls (May 31, 2010)
- Day 72: Cage Fighting (June 2, 2010)
- Day 74: Like A Horse (June 4, 2010)
- Day 76: Olives (June 6, 2010)
- Day 78: Oral Warfare (June 8, 2010)
- Day 80: Suck, Spit and Lick (June 10, 2010)
- Day 82: Recovery Tips (June 12, 2010)
- Day 84: Chocolate Fail (June 14, 2010)
- Day 86: Baseball, Providing A Lack Of Excitement Since… (June 16, 2010)
- Day 88: The Official Mugshot Roundup (June 18, 2010)
- Day 90: The Final Post (June 20, 2010)
- Before and After Photos (July 23, 2010)
- The 6-Month Update (September 22, 2010)
- The Final Product (December 9, 2010)
- 5 Years Later (December 31, 2015)
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